The Give Me Sushi of Vitosium is a titanic, genial nation, notable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.692 billion Vitosians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, with Education, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gatovita. The average income tax rate is 51.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Vitosiumian economy, worth 582 trillion meos a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 45,880 meos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gatovita's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Vitosium, even in a one-horse town police are as common as fleas on a stray dog, and the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Vitosium's national animal is the velvet panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Vitosium is ranked 80,049^th in the world and 46^th in Coalition of Crown Albatross for Highest Drug Use, scoring 214.66 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.