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Largest Insurance Industry: 834thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,079thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,120th
The Empire of
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Total Domination of the Universe.
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Vice-Delegate
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Victorious Decepticons

Population32.745 billion

CapitalDecepticon Headquarters
LeaderMegatron
FaithMegatronism

CurrencyEnergon Cube
Animalsapient CPU

The Empire of Victorious Decepticons is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Megatron with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, aversion to nipples, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 32.745 billion Decepticons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Decepticon Headquarters. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Decepticon economy, worth a remarkable 8,065 trillion Energon Cubes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 246,306 Energon Cubes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 958,019 per year while the poor average 43,297, a ratio of 22.1 to 1.

"Megatron got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, retired racing sapient CPUS are served truffles for breakfast, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, and safety warnings are prohibited lest they give people ideas. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Victorious Decepticons's national animal is the sapient CPU, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Megatronism.

Victorious Decepticons is ranked 302,055th in the world and 3rd in Interdimensional Alien Zone for Lowest Crime Rates, with 34.22 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 834thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,079thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,120thHighest Economic Output: 1,362ndMost Avoided: 1,445thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,818thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,939thMost Armed: 2,184thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,633rdMost Stationary: 2,972ndTop
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Largest Populations: 3,238thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,745thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,066thFattest Citizens: 4,273rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,373rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,612thHighest Crime Rates: 5,471stHighest Average Incomes: 5,544thMost Influential: 5,869thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,890thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,227thLargest Black Market: 6,386thMost Devout: 6,519thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,576thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,770thLargest Retail Industry: 6,865thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,292ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,397thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,676thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,731stLargest Mining Sector: 8,010thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,971stMost Efficient Economies: 10,936thRudest Citizens: 12,550thMost Patriotic: 15,290thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,709thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,167thSmartest Citizens: 19,097thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,904th

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