The Constitutional Monarchy of Vexea is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by King Darren Ward with an even hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 5.281 billion Vexeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Omni. The average income tax rate is 33.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Vexean economy, worth a remarkable 1,112 trillion Vexean Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 210,711 Vexean Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, the nation leads Bisscaso Islands in per capita stalking, heterosexuality is considered positive proof of fitness to parent, and bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vexea's national animal is the Dingo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Vexea is ranked 318,678^th in the world and 4^th in Bisscaso Islands for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 13.83 on the Kitten Softness Rating.