The Confederacy of Versenia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Arthur Vanberson with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.407 billion Versenians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aassillit. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The strong Versenian economy, worth 469 trillion kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 63,422 kronor, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, and the nation's conservatives are known to favour male escorts. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Versenia's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Versenia is ranked 248,393^rd in the world and 217^th in Coalition of Crown Albatross for Lowest Crime Rates, with 52.5 law-abiding acts per hour.