The Free and holy nation of Velstrania is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Holy Mazhrit Emrae nos Novaris with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 13.597 billion Velsturmanyi live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sondestadt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Velstranian economy, worth a remarkable 1,652 trillion drals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 121,502 drals, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, treason is relative, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Velstrania's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Faith of Velstur.

Velstrania is ranked 57,211^th in the world and 16^th in Greater Dienstad for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,415.28 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.