The Holy egg of Varsemia is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Nobody with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.645 billion Varsemians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corstad. The average income tax rate is 65.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Varsemian economy, worth 779 trillion Gold bars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 137,913 Gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, urban planners beg for just one more lane before bedtime, artists count down the years until Nobody is allowed to listen to their music, and making up random numbers to name new asteroids is the bulk of astronomers' work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Varsemia's national animal is the Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Varsemia is ranked 32,573^rd in the world and 4^th in F7 Cliches and Community for Highest Average Incomes, with 137,913.53 Standard Monetary Units.