The Grand Duchy of Van Luxemburg is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 47.011 billion Van Luxemburgians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luxembourg. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Van Luxemburgian economy, worth a remarkable 5,172 trillion Florins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 110,024 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and the Federal Council of Van Luxemburg has been announced as the new Head of State. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Van Luxemburg's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Van Luxemburg is ranked 20,749^th in the world and 1^st in Maredoratica for Highest Poor Incomes, with 89,927.56 Standard Monetary Units.