The Greater Stratocratic Empire of Valyrien is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by High Marshal with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, vat-grown people, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 24.182 billion Valari are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Healthcare is also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rin. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Valarisk economy, worth a remarkable 9,268 trillion Valarisk Silver Crown SKRS a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 383,284 Valarisk Silver Crown SKRS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Children make Valyrien drive 'round, people think "siege mentality" is a positive trait, the nation is noticeably more cheerful on Tuesdays, and foreigners often find themselves on the wrong end of a Valarisk RPG. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Valyrien's national animal is the Griffon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cosmicism.

Valyrien is ranked 168,693^rd in the world and 11^th in The Charter for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 50.11 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.