The Visodym of Vallanmoor is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Djako II with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, devout population of 30.696 billion Valmorans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vorduin. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Valmoran economy, worth a remarkable 4,799 trillion Valmoran Kaştoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,358 Valmoran Kaştoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The taste of spices can sail a thousand ships, parents who reward their teens' chores with concert tickets are charged with illegal reselling, the government guarantees that tourists will have the ultimate trip on their trips, and art is not complete without a touch of alizarin blood and titanium sweat. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vallanmoor's national animal is the Griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Northern Orthodox Theosism.

Vallanmoor is ranked 178,459^th in the world and 2^nd in Scoria for Highest Drug Use, scoring 123.57 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.