The United Kingdom of Valladares is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 38.046 billion Valladars are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Law & Order, and Spirituality are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metropolis. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Valladar economy, worth a remarkable 7,423 trillion Points a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 195,111 Points, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, bills about shades of lipstick are frequently introduced in the nation's legislature, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, and beggars lack pockets for spare change. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valladares's national animal is the Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Valladares is ranked 292,225^th in the world and 59^th in Rushmore for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 361.66 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.