The Republic of Utobania is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chancellor Levi Brauner with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, democratic population of 13.373 billion Utobanians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Autrataya And Asamandia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.1%.

The very strong Utobanian economy, worth 786 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 58,739 marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty, police are arresting costumed characters at comic book conventions, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, and all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Utobania's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Utobania is ranked 133,110^th in the world and 77^th in Coalition of Crown Albatross for Highest Average Incomes, with 58,739.86 Standard Monetary Units.