The United Empire of United Paradisia is a titanic, cultured nation, renowned for its digital currency, national health service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.632 billion Paradisians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elysium. The average income tax rate is 6.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Paradisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,274 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 213,882 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Some achieve retirement and some have retirement thrust upon them, deceased relatives are considered property to buy and sell, colonial subjects have Paradisian culture shoved down their throats, and the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet. Crime is totally unknown. United Paradisia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Paradisia is ranked 239,669^th in the world and 25^th in Elysion for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.35 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.