Population | 16.234 billion |
Capital | Cairograd |
Leader | King Emillio Joesph 'Stalin' Myles III |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | E-bit |
Animal | Africanized killer Panther |
The Democratic Union of Uinted Communist of Africa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Emillio Joesph 'Stalin' Myles III with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.234 billion Africans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cairograd. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Uinted Communist of Africa economy, worth a remarkable 5,348 trillion E-bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 329,462 E-bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, euthanasia is illegal, the government funds large training centres to turn Africanized killer Panthers into functioning members of society, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uinted Communist of Africa's national animal is the Africanized killer Panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.
Uinted Communist of Africa is ranked 214th in the world and 3rd in The Communist Bloc for Most Cultured, scoring 667 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Uinted Communist of Africa, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
- : Following new legislation in Uinted Communist of Africa, the government funds large training centres to turn Africanized killer Panthers into functioning members of society.
- : Following new legislation in Uinted Communist of Africa, euthanasia is illegal.
- : Following new legislation in Uinted Communist of Africa, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads.
- : Uinted Communist of Africa was endorsed by The People's Republic of Averyickan City.
- : Uinted Communist of Africa was endorsed by The Free Land of West Irtinaraxiopia.
- : Following new legislation in Uinted Communist of Africa, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
- : Following new legislation in Uinted Communist of Africa, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded.
- : Following new legislation in Uinted Communist of Africa, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
- : Uinted Communist of Africa was endorsed by The Republic of Eindhoven-Veldhoven.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 102 » Kethania, Illeron, Liliumtopia, Novopangaea, Westnesia, Federal Republic of Rogarland, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, Shamian, Soviet Felines, Stalin Lands, A Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland, Saint Shepard, Phallas, Debordan, Karelianastan, Rothnia, Council of America, Solova, Maxuus, Brauengen, Narticol, Borealian Communes, Soviet State of Covernant, South Merwervader Islands, Techno Socialystiche, Sodoran Alesia, Chalredonia, Heitoria, Malev, Exania, Sith Isles, Saxxony, KuLuxi, Dacaro, Pajonia, Pertsjan, Greater Vietnamese Empire, Carrico, Minahasa, International Anarchist Confederation, Kahrianland, Agania, Likhinia, Mycenaean United States, Barbroussia, Turkey Creek, Khanatah, Ima, Albeville, Ecotoria, and 52 others.Khrushchyovkastan, Democratic Socialist Republic of Monke, Kashlakia, Celedaria, Comuny, International Socialist Union, Equlainne, Newdenizland, Of South Indian Company EST, Pindaar Se Yol, Oder Crudia, Atlanc, Qayim Ealaa, Arsa, Grystatniangandenstan, Ania Itary, Zancostan, Revolutionary Hesse, Blessed Anarchic Commune of Michigania, Serusan, Ichigo Republic, Democratic Republic of Acember, Verenzia, VR Leona, El Holy Salvador, Unitary Communist State, DragonKhorse, Mikustania, Pindorama vermelha, Khazhkhovija, Tercainia, The Dutch Proletariat, Thelania, FlyLands, Pridneprovye, Libisia, Bolian island, Anerchi, Encaoua, Zambianka, Valoptia, Socialist UwU, Urali, De Eon, Old Corus, Alilovela, Bucolia, Jaika, Soviet Kem, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, West Irtinaraxiopia, and Averyickan City.