Population | 20.522 billion |
Capital | Twobagger City |
Leader | King James |
Faith | a major religion |
Currency | pansy |
Animal | turtle |
The Monopoly Tycoons of Twobagger is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King James with an even hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 20.522 billion Twobaggerians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Twobagger City. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Twobaggerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,624 trillion pansies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 127,906 pansies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Graffiti graces every city's streets, according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color, God took rock and roll from you, took rock and roll from everyone, and foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Twobagger's national animal is the turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.
Twobagger is ranked 13,793rd in the world and 19th in The Black Hawks for Most Cultured, scoring 104 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Twobagger was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Twobagger was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Twobagger's influence in The Black Hawks rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
- : Twobagger relocated from Lazarus to The Black Hawks.
- : Twobagger was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Twobagger ceased to exist in The Black Hawks.
- : Twobagger's influence in The Black Hawks rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Twobagger's influence in The Black Hawks rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Twobagger's influence in The Black Hawks rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Twobagger's influence in The Black Hawks rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".