The Disputed Territories of Trollgaard is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mustakrakish with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 39.415 billion Trollgaardians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Environment and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 76.2%.

The Trollgaardian economy, worth a remarkable 3,737 trillion man suits a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,831 man suits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The Trollgaardian Intelligence Agency relies on rumour and guidebooks to know what is happening overseas, Mustakrakish is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash, and squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Trollgaard's national animal is the grendel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Trollism.

Trollgaard is ranked 33,663^rd in the world and 1,289^th in Balder for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 26,114.84 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.