The Federal Republic of Triumvirate Of Euphoria is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Chief Representative of the People with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate population of 1.786 billion Euphorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sa'ar. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Euphorian economy, worth 271 trillion Euphorian Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 151,654 Euphorian Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lottery winners spend most of their money on security, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, and the 'sing-a-long with Chief Representative of the People' album is a popular souvenir. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Triumvirate Of Euphoria's national animal is the horned viper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Triumvirate Of Euphoria is ranked 5,719^th in the world and 28^th in the Plains of Perdition for Smartest Citizens, with 121.97 quips per hour.