The Imperium of Tritaria is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tritus with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.422 billion Tritarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tritarium. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tritarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,202 trillion Trentans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 162,059 Trentans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through Tritus's window to draw attention to their issues, the Tritarian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, and major cities are suffering under water rationing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tritaria's national animal is the Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Tritaria is ranked 5,446^th in the world and 157^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 114.49 law-abiding acts per hour.