The People's Republic of Tovarisia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory gun ownership, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 620 million Tovarisians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stalinbourg. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Tovarisian economy, worth 28.5 trillion Rubles a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,964 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindhearted Tovarisians generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, foreign visitors who show an interest in Tovarisian politics are immediately deported, and the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tovarisia's national animal is the Florida Harvester Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tovarisia is ranked 270,888^th in the world and 227^th in The Dominion of Order for Highest Drug Use, scoring 37.61 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.