The Commonwealth of Touisterland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Dana Townhouse with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, lack of airports, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.554 billion Tomerish are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Annesborg. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Tomerish economy, worth 109 trillion Tomerish Rigsthalers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,041 Tomerish Rigsthalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, and saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense. Crime is totally unknown. Touisterland's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Touisterland is ranked 13,619^th in the world and 8^th in UEPU Federal Republic for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,394.69 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.