The Holy Gold Disastr of Too opressive is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Iron Fist with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.25 billion Too oprssivans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BLACK HAWKS. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Too oprssivan economy, worth 693 trillion whips a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 163,287 whips, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 854,768 per year while the poor average 16,734, a ratio of 51.1 to 1.

People unhook their phones at night to escape a never-ending barrage of phone calls, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high, and jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Too opressive's national animal is the Tyrant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Opprssion.

Too opressive is ranked 99,292^nd in the world and 42^nd in The Global Elite for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,028.13 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.