The Kingdom of Tlahtohcatlalli is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Tizocicatzin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory military service. The cynical, devout population of 3.027 billion Ocelotl are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 28.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Ocelotl economy, worth 117 trillion Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Trout Farming, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,948 Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas", people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, and new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tlahtohcatlalli's national animal is the Ocelot.

Tlahtohcatlalli is ranked 98,842^nd in the world and 14^th in Mystria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.01 law-abiding acts per hour.