The Sleepiness of The Toll is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Tone with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.92 billion Tollians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sector 17. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Tollian economy, worth 882 trillion Notes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 179,433 Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New "Commiserations! It's An Accident!" greetings cards for expectant mothers are selling surprisingly quickly, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Tollians any less frightened, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, and wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Toll's national animal is the Death Hunter, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Toll is ranked 192,743^rd in the world and 2^nd in Tomb of The Toll for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -1.91 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.