
| Population | 44.278 billion |
| Capital | Chalcedon |
| Leader | Charles IX and Elizabeth VI |
| Currency | Monavian thaler |
| Animal | golden eagle |
The Imperial Federation of The State of Monavia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Charles IX and Elizabeth VI with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 44.278 billion Monavians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chalcedon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Monavian economy, worth an astonishing 12,354 trillion Monavian thalers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 279,010 Monavian thalers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,287,295 per year while the poor average 36,553, a ratio of 35.2 to 1.
Restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in The State of Monavia, death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary", many aides in Charles IX and Elizabeth VI's office are known to be serial jaywalkers, and attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The State of Monavia's national animal is the golden eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
The State of Monavia is ranked 328,742nd in the world and 9th in Nova for Least Corrupt Governments, with 9.98 percentage of bribes refused.
National Happenings
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The State of Monavia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
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The State of Monavia, attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging.
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The State of Monavia, many aides in Charles IX and Elizabeth VI's office are known to be serial jaywalkers.
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The State of Monavia, death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary".
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The State of Monavia, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in The State of Monavia.
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The State of Monavia, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in The State of Monavia.
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The State of Monavia, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
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The State of Monavia, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'.
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The State of Monavia, populations of two-headed golden eagles have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites.
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The State of Monavia, there's a mortuary next to every Monavian restaurant.



































































