The Rebel-controlled territories of The Rebel Army is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.519 billion Rebel Troopers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Rebel economy, worth 404 trillion golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 47,456 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Vaccinations are mandatory, every week is blindness awareness week, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Rebel Army's national animal is the dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The Rebel Army is ranked 73,253^rd in the world and 38^th in Changuu for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.58 law-abiding acts per hour.