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Most Devout: 220thMost Patriotic: 1,112thBest Weather: 1,409th
The Matriarchal Theocracy of
Corrupt Dictatorship
I-It's not like I l-like you or anything... damn Demon!
Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Order of Makai

Population6.469 billion

CapitalHearthglen
LeaderGrand Crusader Dathrohan
FaithKirisutokyō

CurrencyMakai Coin
AnimalSuccubutt

The Matriarchal Theocracy of The Order of Makai is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Crusader Dathrohan with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 6.469 billion Makaians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hearthglen. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Makaian economy, worth a remarkable 1,236 trillion Makai Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 191,204 Makai Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

What citizens give with one hand they take away with the other, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces, the fate of the world literally rests on Grand Crusader Dathrohan's fingers, and Makaian husbands are dead good at fathering kids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Order of Makai's national animal is the Succubutt, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kirisutokyō.

The Order of Makai is ranked 2,592nd in the world and 1st in Ammitica for Most Cultured, scoring 233 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Top
1%
Most Devout: 220thMost Patriotic: 1,112thBest Weather: 1,409thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,502ndMost Cultured: 2,592ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,955thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,033rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,046thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,051stTop
5%
Most Armed: 3,487thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,779thLargest Governments: 4,066thLowest Crime Rates: 4,135thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,136thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,224thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,461stMost Efficient Economies: 4,548thHealthiest Citizens: 4,629thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,440thHighest Food Quality: 7,065thMost Influential: 7,404thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,091stMost Subsidized Industry: 8,437thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,467thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,452ndMost Corrupt Governments: 9,804thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,289thHighest Average Incomes: 11,407thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,417thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,581stTop
10%
Largest Welfare Programs: 16,179thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,150thHighest Economic Output: 22,628thMost Scientifically Advanced: 26,862nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Order of Makai was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : The Order of Makai was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : The Order of Makai was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : The Order of Makai was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : The Order of Makai was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : The Order of Makai was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : The Order of Makai was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in The Order of Makai, Makaian husbands are dead good at fathering kids.
  • : The Order of Makai was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : The Order of Makai was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.

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