Population | 6.469 billion |
Capital | Hearthglen |
Leader | Grand Crusader Dathrohan |
Faith | Kirisutokyō |
Currency | Makai Coin |
Animal | Succubutt |
The Matriarchal Theocracy of The Order of Makai is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Crusader Dathrohan with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 6.469 billion Makaians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hearthglen. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Makaian economy, worth a remarkable 1,236 trillion Makai Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 191,204 Makai Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
What citizens give with one hand they take away with the other, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces, the fate of the world literally rests on Grand Crusader Dathrohan's fingers, and Makaian husbands are dead good at fathering kids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Order of Makai's national animal is the Succubutt, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kirisutokyō.
The Order of Makai is ranked 2,592nd in the world and 1st in Ammitica for Most Cultured, scoring 233 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
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Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Order of Makai was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : The Order of Makai was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : The Order of Makai was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : The Order of Makai was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : The Order of Makai was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : The Order of Makai was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : The Order of Makai was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Following new legislation in The Order of Makai, Makaian husbands are dead good at fathering kids.
- : The Order of Makai was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : The Order of Makai was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.