The Cristiano Ronaldo Cult of The number 7 Ronaldo is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aviero with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.948 billion Ronaldo are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Riyadh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Ronaldo economy, worth 429 trillion Goals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 108,757 Goals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 983,516 per year while the poor average 1,438, a ratio of 683 to 1.

The barter economy has taken over as the Goal has become worthless, surf's up and hypothermia's down, the government is avowedly secular, and the new one Goal coin also makes a handy throwing-star. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. The number 7 Ronaldo's national animal is the Goat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ronaldoism.

The number 7 Ronaldo is ranked 2,069^th in the world and 1^st in Nation states logic for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 8,066.06 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.