The Imperial State of The Novakian Empire is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Erik Novakai with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, humorless population of 25.348 billion Novakians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novakai City. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Novakian economy, worth a remarkable 3,128 trillion Novakai Marks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 123,440 Novakai Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, and restaurant owners fear visits from government officials more than the actual food critics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Novakian Empire's national animal is the Axolotl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Novakian Protestantism.

The Novakian Empire is ranked 145,442^nd in the world and 1^st in The Great Commonwealth of the Old Isles for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,664.35 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.