The Luzvimindan Republic of The Luzvimindan Islands is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Daniel Telemiare with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 10.972 billion Luzvimindans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bacolod. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.5%.

The all-consuming Luzvimindan economy, worth a remarkable 1,230 trillion LR grams a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,103 LR grams, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, the banhammer is a standard police sidearm, Big Belly is watching you, and property values in suburbs have nosedived after the middle class were forced to live next door to ethnic minorities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Luzvimindan Islands's national animal is the porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Fellowship of the Four Seasons.

The Luzvimindan Islands is ranked 40,184^th in the world and 2,643^rd in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.6 law-abiding acts per hour.