Population | 16.916 billion |
Capital | Haledon |
Leader | the Panephyrian Council |
Faith | Ephyrian paganism |
Currency | standard |
Animal | Eagle |
The City-States and Leagues of The Land of the Ephyral is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Panephyrian Council with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, avowedly heterosexual populace, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 16.916 billion Ephyrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haledon. The average income tax rate is 52.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Ephyrian economy, worth a remarkable 3,913 trillion standards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 231,365 standards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Sleeping on the job is recommended, even secular Ephyrians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!", hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight, and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Land of the Ephyral's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Ephyrian paganism.
The Land of the Ephyral is ranked 17,719th in the world and 4th in The Coalition of Democratic Nations for Most Cultured, scoring 95 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Land of the Ephyral was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
- : The Land of the Ephyral was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : The Land of the Ephyral was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
- : The Land of the Ephyral published "Ephyra | TV Tropes | General" (Meta: Reference).
- : The Land of the Ephyral published "Ephyrian Civilization | Culture" (Account: Culture).
- : The Land of the Ephyral altered its national flag.
- : The Land of the Ephyral altered its national flag.
- : The Land of the Ephyral published "Ephyrian tribes list WIP" (Account: Culture).
- : The Land of the Ephyral was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
- : The Land of the Ephyral published "Ephyrian Civilization | Nations | The Pelagonians" (Account: Culture).
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.