The Kingdom of The Kingdom of Eldmark is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Enoch Ahaloke with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working population of 11.799 billion Eldmarkers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hammarvik. The average income tax rate is 35.8%.

The very strong Eldmarsk economy, worth a remarkable 1,106 trillion Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,739 Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

TKOE-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter, and residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Kingdom of Eldmark's national animal is the Turkey, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Kingdom of Eldmark is ranked 84,069^th in the world and 6^th in Kylaris for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 13,328.78 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.