The Kingdom of The Kingdom of Eldmark is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Enoch Ahaloke with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 11.898 billion Eldmarkers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hammarvik. The average income tax rate is 36.1%.

The very strong Eldmarsk economy, worth a remarkable 1,119 trillion Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,059 Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, Enoch Ahaloke is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, clothing with a scarlet S is popular among repentant body shamers, and government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Kingdom of Eldmark's national animal is the Turkey, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Kingdom of Eldmark is ranked 80,119^th in the world and 6^th in Kylaris for Highest Drug Use, scoring 216 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.