The Dark Lord of The Jar Jar Jar of Jar Jar is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jar Jar Binks with a fair hand, and notable for its burgeoning U2ian population. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.252 billion Minions enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stellar's Mind. The average income tax rate is 14.7%.

The strong and highly sinister economy, worth 606 trillion Pickle Jars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. Average income is 59,171 Pickle Jars, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Jar Jar Binks has just been declared ruler of The Jar Jar Jar of Jar Jar in an international press conference and The Jar Jar Jar of Jar Jar has designated Stellar's Mind as its capital city. Crime is well under control. The Jar Jar Jar of Jar Jar's national animal is the U2ian, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Jar Jar Jar of Jar Jar is ranked 180,688^th in the world and 3,598^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.36 law-abiding acts per hour.