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Most Authoritarian: 17,155thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,659thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 26,114th
The Holy Empoire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Indivisibiliter ac Inseparabiliter
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Region
Civil Rights
Rare
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The holy Austrian empoire

Population6.83 billion

CapitalVienna
LeaderKaiser Franz-Joseph I
FaithChristianity

CurrencyAustrian krone
AnimalBlack eagle

The Holy Empoire of The holy Austrian empoire is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Kaiser Franz-Joseph I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and state-planned economy. The cynical population of 6.83 billion Austrians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vienna. The average income tax rate is 43.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Austrian economy, worth 205 trillion Austrian kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 30,046 Austrian kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, devotion to God is only skin-deep, and the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The holy Austrian empoire's national animal is the Black eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

The holy Austrian empoire is ranked 216,186th in the world and 6,149th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 32.20812522012 days.

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Most Authoritarian: 17,155thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,659thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 26,114thMost Ignorant Citizens: 28,080th
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Most Authoritarian: 709th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 775th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,029th in the region

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