The Free State of The Florida National Front is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Grady Judd with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.198 billion Floridians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orlando. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Florida National Frontian economy, worth a remarkable 1,095 trillion white bricks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 342,463 white bricks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, many Floridians twitch nervously at the sight of nuns, the government is said to have a martyrdom complex, and jaywalking is punishable by public flogging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Florida National Front's national animal is the Florida Panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Florida National Front is ranked 279,480^th in the world and 10^th in Bethsaida for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 21,917.65 Standard Monetary Units.