Population | 11.477 billion |
Capital | Medical Lake |
Leader | King Harrison Harold Charles Grant II |
Faith | Pastafarism |
Currency | Spokeo |
Animal | Rainbow Trout |
The Sassy State of The Federation of Spokane is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Harrison Harold Charles Grant II with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and national health service. The compassionate, devout population of 11.477 billion Spokanites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Medical Lake. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Federation of Spokanean economy, worth a remarkable 1,664 trillion Spokeos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 145,038 Spokeos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The latest national park is visited by more sharks than people, parents dread their examinations more than their children, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, and court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Federation of Spokane's national animal is the Rainbow Trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarism.
The Federation of Spokane is ranked 6,411th in the world and 21st in Conch Kingdom for Most Cultured, scoring 147 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Federation of Spokane was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : The Federation of Spokane was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : The Federation of Spokane's influence in Conch Kingdom rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : The Federation of Spokane altered its national flag.
- : The Federation of Spokane published "Who is Spok?" (Account: Other).
- : The Federation of Spokane was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : The Federation of Spokane's influence in Conch Kingdom rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : The Federation of Spokane relocated from Lazarus to Conch Kingdom.
- : The Federation of Spokane was refounded in Lazarus.
- : The Federation of Spokane ceased to exist in Conch Kingdom.