The Strategic Planner of The Ever-Wanderer is a mammoth, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Ape population. The hard-working population of 9.327 billion Ever-Wandererians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 15.9%.

The Ever-Wandererian economy, worth 437 trillion Souls a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 46,901 Souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Ever-Wanderer's national animal is the Ape, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Ever-Wanderer is ranked 169,510^th in the world and 19^th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,281.34 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.