The Republic of The Confederate States of America is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President George Wallace II with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-working, devout population of 5.611 billion Confederates have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Richmond. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Confederate economy, worth a remarkable 1,134 trillion Confederate dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 202,122 Confederate dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,147,878 per year while the poor average 17,363, a ratio of 66.1 to 1.

Citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Confederate States of America's national animal is the turkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Confederate States of America is ranked 30,136^th in the world and 1,078^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.65 law-abiding acts per hour.