Population | 12.807 billion |
Capital | Charles Rock |
Leader | None |
Faith | The Choice of the Citizenry |
Currency | Chuckian Argentum |
Animal | Possum |
The Armed Republic of The Chuck is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by None with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.807 billion Chuckians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Charles Rock. The average income tax rate is 3.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Chuckian economy, worth a remarkable 4,821 trillion Chuckian Argentums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 376,503 Chuckian Argentums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
Homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, the nation leads Northern Ocean in per capita stalking, and citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Chuck's national animal is the Possum, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Choice of the Citizenry.
The Chuck is ranked 36,461st in the world and 2nd in Northern Ocean for Most Cultured, scoring 76 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Chuck's influence in Northern Ocean rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : Following new legislation in The Chuck, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
- : The Chuck was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in The Chuck, the nation leads Northern Ocean in per capita stalking.
- : Following new legislation in The Chuck, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies.
- : The Chuck was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in The Chuck, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
- : Following new legislation in The Chuck, retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear.
- : Following new legislation in The Chuck, the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children.
- : Following new legislation in The Chuck, citizens are bankrupted by injuries to cousins they've never met.