Population | 41.952 billion |
Capital | The Nexus |
Leader | Cala Windham |
Faith | Sun and Sky |
Currency | Favor |
Animal | Eagle |
The Convocation Compact of The Caleshan Valkyrie is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Cala Windham with a fair hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 41.952 billion Caleshan enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Nexus. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Caleshan economy, worth an astonishing 17,618 trillion Favors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 419,962 Favors, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.
Fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, and friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Caleshan Valkyrie's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Sun and Sky.
The Caleshan Valkyrie is ranked 283,025th in the world and 26th in Gholgoth for Most Cultured, scoring 56 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Caleshan Valkyrie, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
- : Following new legislation in The Caleshan Valkyrie, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
- : Following new legislation in The Caleshan Valkyrie, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names.
- : Following new legislation in The Caleshan Valkyrie, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
- : Following new legislation in The Caleshan Valkyrie, sections of the police receive paramilitary training.
- : Following new legislation in The Caleshan Valkyrie, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press.
- : Following new legislation in The Caleshan Valkyrie, international terrorists often get their weapons supply in The Caleshan Valkyrie.
- : Following new legislation in The Caleshan Valkyrie, the doctor has cold hands.
- : Following new legislation in The Caleshan Valkyrie, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
- : Following new legislation in The Caleshan Valkyrie, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point.