The Convocation Compact of The Caleshan Valkyrie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Cala Windham with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, vat-grown people, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 47.32 billion Caleshan hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Nexus. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Caleshan economy, worth an astonishing 20,885 trillion Favors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 441,369 Favors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, libraries are bulldozed to make way for internet cafés, and graffiti is done with immaculate multi-layer shading. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Caleshan Valkyrie's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Sun and Sky.

The Caleshan Valkyrie is ranked 327,703^rd in the world and 4^th in The Godulus Empire for Nicest Citizens, with 0.22 average smiles per day.