
| Population | 30.759 billion |
| Capital | Trinity |
| Leader | President Matt Leaf |
| Faith | Hospitaller Catholicism |
| Currency | Shale |
| Animal | Boa Constrictor |
The United States of The Ancient World is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Matt Leaf with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 30.759 billion Ancient Worldians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trinity. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Ancient Worldian economy, worth a remarkable 7,951 trillion Shales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 258,524 Shales, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug, and construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Ancient World's national animal is the Boa Constrictor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hospitaller Catholicism.
The Ancient World is ranked 1,484th in the world and 1st in Icarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 299.85 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The Ancient World adopted General Assembly Resolution #5 "World Environmental Treaty".
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The Ancient World voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International War Crimes Convention".
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The Ancient World, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
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The Ancient World, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug.
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The Ancient World, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
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The Ancient World, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
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The Ancient World, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
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The Ancient World, all the world's a stage for Ancient Worldian political theatrics.
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The Ancient World was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
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The Ancient World, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.






















































