The Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune
Population | 15.042 billion |
Faith | Wiseauism |
Currency | Coin |
Animal | Crow |
The Community of The Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, complete lack of public education, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 15.042 billion Anarcho-Syndicalist Communeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 42.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Anarcho-Syndicalist Communean economy, worth 988 trillion Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Gambling, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 65,701 Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, rioting and unrest sweep the nation, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune's national animal is the Crow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Wiseauism.
The Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune is ranked 36,395th in the world and 2,049th in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring 76 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Following new legislation in The Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune, foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights.
- : Following new legislation in The Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
- : The Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in The Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune, rioting and unrest sweep the nation.
- : The Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "New York Times Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in The Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
- : Following new legislation in The Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune, there's never a spare chair in the retirement home.
- : The Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : The Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.