The Empire of The 3rd French Empiree is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.155 billion Frenches are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 44.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped 3rd French Empireean economy, worth 97.5 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 30,908 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The 3rd French Empiree's national animal is the Rooster.

The 3rd French Empiree is ranked 57,456^th in the world and 4^th in Sol Aeternalis for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 47.2 on the Kitten Softness Rating.