Population | 4.834 billion |
Capital | Chiraq |
Leader | Chief Keef |
Currency | Sweet Chilling |
Animal | Capybara |
The Keefdom of Thai Sweet Billy is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Chief Keef with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, disturbing lack of elderly people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.834 billion Billyanists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Welfare, Education, and Defense are also considered important, while Law & Order isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chiraq. The average income tax rate is 40.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The large but inefficient Thai Sweet Billyian economy, worth 270 trillion Sweet Chillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Gambling, Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 55,877 Sweet Chillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines, and Chief Keef is the self-declared God of all Thai Sweet Billy. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Thai Sweet Billy's national animal is the Capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Thai Sweet Billy is ranked 52,289th in the world and 1,666th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 71 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Thai Sweet Billy altered its national flag.
- : Thai Sweet Billy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Thai Sweet Billy, Chief Keef is the self-declared God of all Thai Sweet Billy.
- : Thai Sweet Billy was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Thai Sweet Billy, no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines.
- : Thai Sweet Billy changed its national nation type to "Keefdom".
- : Thai Sweet Billy altered its national flag.
- : Thai Sweet Billy's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Thai Sweet Billy changed its national nation type to "Chiefdom".
- : Thai Sweet Billy altered its national flag.