The People's Republic of TexMex Road Runners is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 5.996 billion Road Runners are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 52.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant TexMex Road Runnersian economy, worth 111 trillion USDS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is 18,587 USDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, organ donation is compulsory, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TexMex Road Runners's national animal is the Armadillo.

TexMex Road Runners is ranked 240,696^th in the world and 16^th in New America for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 633.53 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.