The Quarantined Trash Island of TBPOE Zombies is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Rot Queen with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, enforced nudity, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.125 billion Zombowompolians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citadel of Rot. The average income tax rate is 17.7%.

The strong Zombowompolian economy, worth 113 trillion Robucks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 53,427 Robucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Mr Happy's Funland has just been named TBPOE Zombies's new capital, women find themselves saying "my eyes are up here" more often than they used to, The Rot Queen has just been declared ruler of TBPOE Zombies in an international press conference, and the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. TBPOE Zombies's national animal is the Howard the Zomduck, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

TBPOE Zombies is ranked 124,679^th in the world and 1^st in The Boggest Region on Earth for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,195.27 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.