The Isle of Taxhavn is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Hugo Cobleigh with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 24.874 billion billionaires enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Bernardine. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The filthy rich economy, worth a remarkable 1,680 trillion missing dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 67,553 missing dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Families burn Prime Minister Hugo Cobleigh's latest official photograph to keep warm, builders across Taxhavn are blocked up with orders for new public loos, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, and getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taxhavn's national animal is the Glittery Magpie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is money.

Taxhavn is ranked 44,337^th in the world and 2^nd in Deltic Waters for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,123.49 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.