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Largest Populations: 2,411thHighest Economic Output: 3,141stMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,432nd
The Flagon of
Democratic Socialists
Aged for 10 Years in Cherry Wood Casks
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Tawny Port

Population35.608 billion

CapitalColheita Port
LeaderTaylor Fladgate
FaithReformed Chivalry

CurrencyDeposit Bottle
Animalcheese weasel

The Flagon of Tawny Port is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Taylor Fladgate with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 35.608 billion Tawny Porters are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Colheita Port. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tawny Portian economy, worth a remarkable 5,179 trillion Deposit Bottles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,466 Deposit Bottles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, and international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tawny Port's national animal is the cheese weasel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Reformed Chivalry.

Tawny Port is ranked 25,466th in the world and 3rd in The Hill for Most Stationary, with 1,450.93662695552 days.

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Largest Populations: 2,411thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,141stMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,432ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,606thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,657thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,377thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,954thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,057thMost Influential: 7,220thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,612thMost Developed: 8,032ndLargest Governments: 9,680thSmartest Citizens: 10,099thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,419thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,483rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,577thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,896thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,276thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,717thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,873rdTop
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Most Secular: 16,720thLowest Crime Rates: 17,397thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,732ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,473rdLargest Welfare Programs: 19,139thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,148thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,204thMost Inclusive: 21,670thMost Compassionate Citizens: 23,389thHighest Average Incomes: 24,003rdSafest: 24,047thNicest Citizens: 24,738thMost Stationary: 25,466thMost Beautiful Environments: 26,720th

National Happenings

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  • : Tawny Port was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Tawny Port was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Tawny Port was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Survivors.
  • : Tawny Port was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Tawny Port was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Tawny Port was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Tawny Port was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Tawny Port was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Tawny Port was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Tawny Port was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.

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