Population | 35.608 billion |
Capital | Colheita Port |
Leader | Taylor Fladgate |
Faith | Reformed Chivalry |
Currency | Deposit Bottle |
Animal | cheese weasel |
The Flagon of Tawny Port is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Taylor Fladgate with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 35.608 billion Tawny Porters are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Colheita Port. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Tawny Portian economy, worth a remarkable 5,179 trillion Deposit Bottles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,466 Deposit Bottles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, and international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tawny Port's national animal is the cheese weasel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Reformed Chivalry.
Tawny Port is ranked 25,466th in the world and 3rd in The Hill for Most Stationary, with 1,450.93662695552 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tawny Port was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Tawny Port was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Tawny Port was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Survivors.
- : Tawny Port was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Tawny Port was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Tawny Port was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Tawny Port was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Tawny Port was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Tawny Port was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Tawny Port was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.