The Telegram MLM China not me of Taosun is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Jing Heng with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.66 billion Tzunis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyoshyen. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The powerhouse Tzuni economy, worth a remarkable 2,107 trillion ABOLISHEDS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 275,095 ABOLISHEDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, enthusiasm for abstract art has gone up in smoke, maritime signalling has become tedious since only the Tzuni flag can be displayed, and soporific speeches from Chairman Jing Heng have left the opposition utterly knocked out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taosun's national animal is the Water Buffalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Taosun is ranked 331,239^th in the world and 2^nd in Hongweibings for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -36.73 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.