The United Soviet States of Svadyetsk is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by General Secretary Alexei Petrov with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.378 billion Svadyetskans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Duovograd. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet economy, worth a remarkable 3,860 trillion People's Labour Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 222,173 People's Labour Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Factories are beating plows into swords, job descriptions are required to list the length of their siesta breaks, 42 is the answer to life the universe and the new bus route into Duovograd, and the child of a rich parent flip-flops between decadence and poverty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Svadyetsk's national animal is the ushanka, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Communism.

Svadyetsk is ranked 5,869^th in the world and 3^rd in Kali Yuga for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 12,709.79 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.