The Oi of Suumna is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Odd Saltbones with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 17.011 billion Suumnans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gnás. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Suumnan economy, worth 237 trillion Scillins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 13,958 Scillins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Suumna has designated Gnás as its capital city, Odd Saltbones has just been declared ruler of Suumna in an international press conference, and jocular atheism has been named as Suumna's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suumna's national animal is the Snowy Rook, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is jocular atheism.

Suumna is ranked 190,135^th in the world and 11^th in Deltic Waters for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 108.05 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.