The Magical Leprechaun Graveyard of SuperHappySmileyWorld is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Crom of Trollington the 15th with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.488 billion Cannibal Trolls are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teh Chernobyl Burger Factory. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Trolltastic economy, worth a remarkable 2,857 trillion Eccentric Midgets a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 228,812 Eccentric Midgets, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,952,490 per year while the poor average 4,705, a ratio of 415 to 1.

The news of budget cuts leaves a sour taste in Trolltastic mouths, having skeletons in one's closet is no longer just a macabre idiom, rumour has it Crom of Trollington the 15th needs a calculator to multiply ten by ten, and the Teh Chernobyl Burger Factory XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. SuperHappySmileyWorld's national animal is the Saber-Tooth Duck Squid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Scientology.

SuperHappySmileyWorld is ranked 1,270^th in the world and 65^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 224,235.81 Standard Monetary Units.